Sound the trumpets, strumpets

I'll bet some of you long-time JGIWC readers are wondering how the Sass-a-Frass and I met?



Not surprisingly, it's a great tale. What is surprising is that we live to tell it.

Sassy pledged for our sorority a whole year after I did, so contrary to popular belief, we weren't instant friends. From a distance, she was the yappy blonde who always stood up at chapter meetings to voice her opinions. At first glance, we didn't appear to have much in common. If you would have told me five years ago that my best friend would end up being a conservative yellow-haired Catholic, I would have laughed in your face. Oh, irony! You get me every time. One fateful day, we were cast as two preppy, snobby sorority girls (essentially, ourselves) named Betty and Veronica in our sorority's production of "Revenge of the Nerds".



The rest is history.

Speaking of dressing up, Halloween is upon us. This is the one day of the year that girls are, by law, allowed to be scantily clad without being judged or snubbed. I have never taken advantage of this. Until now.

That's right, dear readers. Veronica and I are going to Hulaween, a charity costume ball that requires us to attend in costume.
$64,000 question... what will the dynamic duo be?

You'll just have to wait and see.