Wouldn't it be SO fun if Wasps had their own version of Jdate?
I have an inactive profile on Jdate. I signed up for a free profile about a year and a half ago. I was really bored and decided to give it a go. After 2 weeks and a few weird encounters, I realized that I hate dating.
I love meeting new people, but I hate the game. I'm a relationship girl. I love being a girlfriend. I love falling for someone. I love spoiling and taking care of my significant other. I'm not a flirt, I don't get hit on, I don't talk to guys in bars. Not a dater.
BUT, if there were a Waspdate.com, and I had a profile (I may hate dating but could never resist such a brilliant platform), I'd combine it with the one I had on Jdate and here's what it would say:
I'm a Jewish girl in Wasp's clothing. Southern belle in Northern hell. Walking dichotomy. Constantly straddling some line. Think Cheryl David in Curb Your Enthusiasm. Total sorority girl who would choose a sundress over a Juicy sweatsuit every time. I wear pearls, hand-write thank you notes and read Town and Country. I'm pretty much the opposite of every Jewish female I know, and I still haven't figured out if that's working in my favor. Basically, if you'd rather be classic than hip, you aren't afraid of madras pants (bonus points if you own a pair) and you summer in the Hamptons... we need to talk.
What do you think?
I think you're adorable. And kind of hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI think you should make that your actual profile!
ReplyDeleteHaha...love it. Please start Waspdate in NYC...
ReplyDeleteI LOVE it! That is so perfect! Please start that website ASAP!
ReplyDeleteThat cracked me up :) I'd love it if you started that website!
ReplyDeleteOmg omg omg! Loovvve it!!! Xoxo-BLC
ReplyDeleteUm--I think you just found your new business venture!!!
ReplyDeletewhat is stopping you from starting this site?I mean for real. xo
ReplyDeleteThis must be included in your book!! I love it. Missing you!
ReplyDeletehahah I agree with you on the whole dating thing! I hate random dates! Love the waspdate.com idea!
ReplyDeleteI think it sounds fabulous!
ReplyDeleteI never really understood what my problem was until you summed it up in your profile. I am a relationship girl, not a dater! Thanks!!!
ReplyDeleteGreat idea! You are absolutely right, the whole dating game is no fun. Why can't the perfect guy just appear out of thin air.
ReplyDeleteYou are so adorable. The part about the madras pants is my favorite. :)
ReplyDeleteYou are so cute! I love it!
ReplyDeletei too am a jewish wasp. besides the hand written notes i'm pretty sure our profiles would be very similar.
ReplyDeleteYou are so cute! LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteremember that time that mean Jewish girl from LI ripped you a new you know what about that paragraph.....rude.
ReplyDeleteloves it.
So, I just wanted to let you know that this post inspired me. I just started reading your blog yesterday(thanks to my best friend who aspires to be you) and I read your posts all the way back to what is this January? December? every one! ( embarassing?) I can't help it, this blog is just so addictive!! It has definitely made me want to start my own. I already blog for Temple University's Undergraduate Admissions site but I think I'm going to do my own now and call it something along the lines of Southern Bell in a Northern Girl Shell.. inspired by Southern Bell in Northern Hell from this post. You're so cute, keep up this fantastic blog!
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