Waspdate.com

Wouldn't it be SO fun if Wasps had their own version of Jdate?

I have an inactive profile on Jdate. I signed up for a free profile about a year and a half ago. I was really bored and decided to give it a go. After 2 weeks and a few weird encounters, I realized that I hate dating.

I love meeting new people, but I hate the game. I'm a relationship girl. I love being a girlfriend. I love falling for someone. I love spoiling and taking care of my significant other. I'm not a flirt, I don't get hit on, I don't talk to guys in bars. Not a dater.

BUT, if there were a Waspdate.com, and I had a profile (I may hate dating but could never resist such a brilliant platform), I'd combine it with the one I had on Jdate and here's what it would say:

I'm a Jewish girl in Wasp's clothing. Southern belle in Northern hell. Walking dichotomy. Constantly straddling some line. Think Cheryl David in Curb Your Enthusiasm. Total sorority girl who would choose a sundress over a Juicy sweatsuit every time. I wear pearls, hand-write thank you notes and read Town and Country. I'm pretty much the opposite of every Jewish female I know, and I still haven't figured out if that's working in my favor. Basically, if you'd rather be classic than hip, you aren't afraid of madras pants (bonus points if you own a pair) and you summer in the Hamptons... we need to talk.

What do you think?