A day in the life...

7:30 BlackBerry alarm goes off. Reset it for 7:45 and doze off.
7:45 Turn on the Today show.
7:50 Turn on the hair iron.
8:01 Matt Lauer says that people with curly hair want straight hair, and people with straight hair want curly hair. I laugh out loud as I pull my Jewish locks through my GHD.
8:25 Make my bed and take my "What is JGIWC wearing today?" TwitPic.
8:29 Put on earrings before slipping out the door.
8:41 My iPod dies right as I'm hopping onto subway ride #1. I say, "Oh, man!" out loud. Oy.
8:56 I get in line at Starbucks to order my usual decaf vanilla latte and oatmeal w/brown sugar. AC is broken and my hair is revolting.
9:04 Walk into work.
9:05 Call my mom.
9:06 Open email and start writing my daily to do list.
9:44 Run a brush through my mop top.
around 10 AM I realize that Starbucks probably didn't make my drink decaf. I CANNOT calm down.
10:19 I receive an email from Real Simple entitled, "What did you want to be when you were little?" I smile as I silently answer, "A writer."
10:44 Order Boy Vey: The Shiksa's Guide to Dating Jewish Men after recommending it to a blog reader.
11:03 Snacktime! Reach for a pack of Annie's Cheddar Bunnies.
12:37 A man on the street compliments my intern and I, telling us we are beautiful. When we don't respond with anything other than "Thanks," he pitches a fit that if he were in a suit, we'd be all over him. (He was in a white tank and jeans, for the record.)
12:40 I run into a dear friend while in line for lunch. We catch up while waiting for our salads.
12:53 Settle back at my desk with my Teddi Salad. (Which, by the way, if you're wondering, is: organic greens, carrots, corn, garbanzo beans, parmigiano, and grilled shrimp with honey balsamic dressing.) Can't eat out today because I want to leave work on time.
1:05 I find out that Rue McClanahan, who played Blanche on The Golden Girls, has passed away. Heartbroken.
1:26 Comment on Stephanie Klein's blog. She's writing a screenplay, and I am thrilled.
1:45 Read an article about Jewish women and their obsession with food and fat.
2:18 Talk to my boss on the phone. Giggle. Love her.
2:46 Consider going to Belmont Stakes with some girlfriends on Saturday. I like any excuse to wear a large hat.
3:03 Laugh at my Twitter status from last night. It was pretty funny.
4:05 Read this interview with Larry David and fall in love with him all over again.
4:06 Attempt to stifle fits of laughter. Can't seem to CURB MY ENTHUSIASM.
4:39 Snacktime! Cottage cheese.
6:13 Hop on the subway.
6:22 Meet a girlfriend at the Theory sample sale.
6:30 I find an amazing pair of leather shorts. I am under the impression that they are $70 and prepare to purchase.
6:31 I discover that they are in fact $200 and boo. Loudly.
6:35 We decide it's overpriced, as most Clothingline sample sales are and leave in search of food and alcohol.
6:50 We hit up Cavatappo, one of my favorite wine bars in the city.
6:55 Five minutes until happy hour ends! Two glasses of Sangria, stat.
8:35 Walk into my apartment, put my bag down, and peel all of my clothes off.
9:03 Bubble bath!
9:17 Paint my nails with Essie Sugar Daddy.
9:35 Call my mom.
9:53 Turn on Bravo in anticipation of Real Housewives of New York. Suspense is killing me. Will Bethenny and Jill reconcile? Either way, I am 101% Team B.
10:02 Smile big when I see that Ramona is renewing her vows at The Pierre. That's where my parents got married!
10:06 Start to tear up while watching Bethenny and Jill. It's hitting close to home.
10:18 Fit of laughter. MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU CLA-ASS!
10:31 Research flights to visit one of my best friends in North Carolina.
10:51 Text my mom and ask her if she's tearing up over the Real Housewives finale. She says yes!
10:55 Book flight to NC!
11:11 Make a wish!
11:23 Remove makeup, brush teeth, wash face, apply eye cream. Time for bed! Apparently it's exhausting being me. Sweet dreams!