I make no apologies for...

...continually trying to be perfect even though I'm the furthest thing from it.

...loving to eat, having a sweet tooth, knocking back cocktails, and never exercising.

...having a creepy crush on Larry David.

...always saying what's on my mind.

...telling people how I really feel.

...biting off more than I can chew.

...being babied by my parents.

...spending too much money and not feeding my piggy bank enough.

...buying more clothes than my closet and dressers have space.

...slacking on doing laundry and making infrequent trips to the dry cleaner.

...never being the prettiest, smartest, or most fun girl in the room.

...being me.