New Years Resolution from the Jewish Dad in Prada Clothing

(He's ba-ack!)

(If you're new to JGIWC, below is a guest post from my father, the JDIPC. He writes something witty for my readers once a month or so. Without further ado...)

2011 Resolutions

Lose the gut.
Adopt a mutt.
Treadmill and get off my butt.

Move to the city.
Be more witty.
Remind my wife she’s very pretty.

Master Wii.
Watch more Glee.
Make a little more time for me.

Support a cause.
Ignore my flaws.
Sing while driving just because.

Never lie.
Wheat not rye.
Teach my girls they must aim high.

Moisturize.
Super size.
Never ever plagiarize.

Happy new year Jewish Girl!