I love food too much.
I'm too tall and Jewish boys are too short.
I spent $30 on a tanning bed session/J Woww bronzer and look the exact same as before.
I can't afford enough SoulCycle.
My appetite is too big.
My apartment is too small.
I don't have a freezer or an oven and I'm convinced that I'd be thinner if I did.
The bust-focused bridesmaid dress I have to wear in October slid down to my waist when I tried it on because I have no bust to hold it up.
My head is too big for headbands.
I can't finish my book.
God, that felt good.