I love food too much.
I'm too tall and Jewish boys are too short.
I spent $30 on a tanning bed session/J Woww bronzer and look the exact same as before.
I can't afford enough SoulCycle.
My appetite is too big.
My apartment is too small.
I don't have a freezer or an oven and I'm convinced that I'd be thinner if I did.
The bust-focused bridesmaid dress I have to wear in October slid down to my waist when I tried it on because I have no bust to hold it up.
My head is too big for headbands.
I can't finish my book.
God, that felt good.
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ReplyDeleteNot sure if these problems are specific to white girls...
ReplyDeleteI'm black and have the same problems! Well maybe everything except the tanning part :)
How do you not have a freezer or an oven? Those are so essential....but I guess being in the south we have a lot bigger apartments than NY!
ReplyDeleteHeheheh, CPAwesome has a point, which is why my friends and I just say "first-world problems." Same idea. ;-)
ReplyDeleteCrock-Pot! I'm telling you! You don't need no oven! Actually, a toaster oven is a brilliant thing to have when you're a single gal, too.
totally agree with AKM - Crock pot is way to go, set your meal up in the morning and come home to wonderful aroma in your shoebox apt and homemade meal #takeoutisexpensiveandcaloric#
ReplyDeleteI am too short, you are too tall, somewhere in the middle is ideal :)
My boobs disappear into my armpits when I lay on my back.
ReplyDeleteI have to choose between going to the dry cleaner and going to the gym!
ReplyDeleteNo oven? Get a toaster/convection! I registered one (and got it) for my wedding and it's godsend since it's just the two of us. As for your problems, they aren't specifically white girl problems. I know non-white girls who can say yes to (almost) all of your points!
ReplyDeleteAh, I totally know how you feel! My problem's always that I'm a midget and the rower boys I like are like a foot taller, haha.
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